Yoshi's Suicide

NOTE: This is a parody of Squidward's Suicide and is not meant to be taken seriously, but I didn't copy it.

I used to be a intern at YoshiFanatic123 Studios for shows and movies like Yoshi and Friends, The Troublemakers Show and The Crystal Ball of Doom. Out of all of them, Yoshi and Friends was the one that I liked working on. While I was walking out of the YoshiFanatic123 Studios building one day, I found a VHS tape on the ground with "Yoshi and Friends Season 1 Episode 2.5: Yoshi's Suicide" written on it in black marker.

"Why would Yoshi commit suicide?" I thought to myself. I also didn't remember there being a episode 2.5, so being interested, I went home with the tape. When I got home, I put the tape into the VCR and started watching. It started with the normal intro. When the intro ended, it went into the title card which said "Season 1 Episode 2.5 Yoshi's Suicide". The episode started with Yoshi playing on a piano, when he heard Mario and Luigi laughing. Yoshi yells at them to stop, since he had a concert to practice for.

Mario said "Okay!" and goes with Luigi to somewhere else. It then shows Yoshi's concert, where Yoshi is playing the piano and people are booing at him with realistic eyes. They then go out of the concert, while Yoshi begged for them to stay. It then shows Yoshi on his bed looking sad. After 30 seconds, he starts crying. He then starts to cry blood and then he looks at the camera with the same realistic eyes that the people had from the concert scene.

It then zooms out to show that Yoshi is holding a gun, with a demonic voice saying "DO IT.". Yoshi then puts the gun in his mouth and pulls the trigger. Blood splattered everywhere. Then the episode ended. I was shocked, so I took the tape out of my VCR and hid it in my closet. The next day, I quit my job at YoshiFanatic123 Studios and never returned.